Diamond-encrusted Soda Stream

I wasn't expecting to hear the phrase, 'diamond-encrusted Soda Stream' ever, in any context, and especially not in this.

I know a poor guy's life was cut tragically short, and the problems he had to cope with dwarf my own, and to badger him beyond the grave with half-arsed wit, would be in extremely poor taste, but can't someone come up with a better headline to put to this story? The ingredients are all there surely.

Of course it may be that the story is just made up - which looks likely as the origin appears to be The Sunday Sport, which gave us (among others) the legend 'Lovesick gardener marries lettuce' - in which case the badger-baiting Snow White-shagging celebrity chef doppelganger is probably fair game.  


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